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Mississippi Valley State University

Confessed on April 30, 2014

I hate school, I want to drop out, sick of professors & textbooks but I feel like that Everytime finals come around.


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University of Washington

Confessed on April 30, 2014

I look forward to spring quarter because it’s acceptable to wear a dress. I only like wearing dresses because I hate pants.


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Texas State University–San Marcos

Confessed on April 29, 2014

I have a hot professor that I totally want to bang. Last semester I found out he was gay, but that still doesn’t stop me from trying


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Angelo State University

Confessed on April 28, 2014

Sometimes I tell my friends they look good, after they get ready, when they really don’t – Just so I can look equally as good as them.


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Daytona State College

Confessed on April 28, 2014

Going into class with booty shorts and no panties is a really bad idea


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Portland State University

Confessed on April 19, 2014

“I had the worst self-cockblock of all time. So there was cardio bunny I bumped into in class last semester. We got talking about fitness as I recall she was quite sporty, I mention work out solo, she says I should go with her, for motivation and shit. I jump at chance. We go, and she asks what am I doing after this, I say might watch a movie; I’ve got a pirated copy of Avengers I’ve been meaning to watch. She says she has wanted to see that, I maintain my confidence and ask her to come, she accepts. Go to mine, I crack open some drinks, we are watching the movie and talking a bit. She is apparently a bit of a lightweight and the alcohol goes straight to her head, we get talking about sex. Oh god just typing this hurts. She mentions her ex never went down on her. I say ‘something along the lines of what an idiot’. She goes in for kiss, we kiss for about 5 seconds. She pulls away, then I for reasons unknown, I say ‘you know, I could give you the old lickaroo.’ The old lickaroo….. I said it jokey but there was no way that didn’t sound weird, I may have sort of winked a bit, oh god. She looks at me like I am a shoe sniffer and pulls away and said ‘err yeah just gonna go to the bathroom.’ This occurred roughly around when Hulk is smashing up the plane. She returns and I put my hand on her knee in an attempt to salvage. We make awkward small talk for what feels like an eternity, man this is a long film. When Hulk punches Thor I remove my hand from her. Eons pass and the film finally ends. I walk her to my door and go for a hug; she effectively pats me on the shoulder. I just go to lie in bed alone. The old fuckin lickaroo…”


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College of Southern Nevada

Confessed on April 8, 2014

I hate school, I only go because it’s the one thing I know how to do.


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